SK

“I’m sorry, I heard you guys talking.”
“You need to un-hear all of that”
“Can I help?”
“What did I just say?”

colehummel:

I have better asses to fantasize about.

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Anything for apple juice.

Blatant lie.

At least we have the same mindset.

colehummel:

So eager to have your ass kicked at Call of Duty?

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I already know you won’t actually share the apple juice.

Quit fantasizing about my ass, jeez.

I might give you a sip. Maybe. If you bring over my favourite blanket to burrito in. Maaaaybe.

colehummel:

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Guess I’ll just have to find a reason to be louder.

I have Call of Duty and a box full of apple juice.

colehummel:

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So you can’t prove me wrong, either.

I’ve got a glass tumbler pressed against the wall which says you’re lying.

colehummel:

I can be pretty loud.

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I have no evidence to prove you correct either way.

colehummel:

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You heard me.

Actually, you know—these walls are pretty thick.

cheeseburgerdanvers:

screenweek:

(via gingerhaze)

#if this isn’t a spoiler i’m not seeing this movie

colehummel:

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I don’t know how the cute little teddy bears on your allegedly flawless flashcards will feel about that smoke alarm.

"Allegedly".

missremyrose replied to your post: missremyrose said: It’s times like this when I…

Ty, I’m pretty sure I’ve never been jealous of you. And uh, congrats?

Not even for my dashing good looks and my one of a kind ability to balance a spoon on my nose?